Why did the fish cross the road?
It wanted to prove it wasn't a chicken.
Joke of the day
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Eddie S
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Joke of the day
Eddie
Somebody complimented me on my driving yesterday - they left a note on my windscreen "Parking Fine" which was nice.
KC managed with softperm lens in left eye, Intacs (2/11/07) in right eye
Somebody complimented me on my driving yesterday - they left a note on my windscreen "Parking Fine" which was nice.
KC managed with softperm lens in left eye, Intacs (2/11/07) in right eye
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Charlottes mum
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Re: Joke of the day
What's another name for purple fluff?
Yellow fluff, holding it's breath
Yellow fluff, holding it's breath
"Promise me you'll always remember that you're braver than you believe, you are stronger than you seem and smarter than you think" .....Winnie the Pooh
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kitty kat
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Re: Joke of the day
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate
To see his flat mate
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Andrew MacLean
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Re: Joke of the day
A lawyer joke:
Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a meeting of lawyers?
A: The caterer.
Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a meeting of lawyers?
A: The caterer.
Andrew MacLean
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