Who would you be in a Bond film?

[Louise Pembroke]

I'd like to be prancing around in the opening titles, or be a baddie like Clegg in 'From Russia with Love' with the knife in the shoe, or the woman in one of Brosnan's films where she could squeeze men to death between her thighs.
Or, I'd like to be 'M'. I couldn't be a pretty Bond girl, I'd need to be a foot taller and have implants.
I'd love a line like, 'I don't want you to talk, I want you to die!!!'
Also would LOVE to drive the tank around Moscow driving through buildings

[jayuk]

Louise

I do often wonder about you!

Whether you have too much time on your hands; or have a very over active imagination?....or both\neither?

M would be a good role as youd have the real reasons for doing things, and using all your men and women as dispensible assets...so yeh M it is!

[Louise Pembroke]

Yes Jay, I'd make a great M, now go over there and do as you're told!

If you say my name I'll have you killed!!!

[Andrew MacLean]

I don't think I have a character in the Bond films whom I should like to be. Certainly there are aspects of some characters that I'd like to have, and aspects of others that are all too familiar to me!

I think I used to imagine myself playing the bond role, but then they don't have wee overweight grey haired clergymen playing heroic leads.

That's life. I guess my appearance as an extra in a Monty Puthon film is my entire cinema career.

Andrew

[Simon Hare]

a cat to be stroked

[Lesley Foster]

Which Monty Python film Andrew and were you kept in? My brother and his dog were extras in the recent Pride and Prejudice film but all their scenes were cut except at the very end, apparantly some hands are seen carrying a tray of meat, those hands belong to my brother!!
I haven't seen the film yet but I'll get his autograph next time I see him

[Andrew MacLean]

Holy Grail

Yes, my scene survived. My son got the dvd and actually managed to find me in the crowd.

I am no longer the slim, long haired and bearded young cove who appeared along with stars of the silver screen. I did enjoy the day's filming, I enjoyed the lunch the crew catered and I enjoyed the "bounty" they paid.

Andrew

[Matthew_]

Well its truly predictable but I would want to be Bond of course! As a child, I always pretended I was. Used to get spy kits for xmas and so on.. My brothers got really fed up with it because I would only communicate using a code system from one of the kits!
Otherwise might like to be Jaws because he is indestructible!
Otherwise 008 is always quite cool although 006 was a traitor. Of course Sean Bean makes any character cool!

[Louise Pembroke]

Excellent! I would have been disappointed if noone wanted to be Bond. Any takers for Ms Moneypenny?

[Pat A]

Oh all right then - I used to fantasise about James Bond (well Sean Connery anyway!) all the time! And I reckon I could cope with "M"! With my figure I certainly couldn't be one of the "bond girls" .......or so my husband keeps telling me! (But then he's no James Bond either!!)

Pat