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Postby Louise Pembroke » Sat 23 Sep 2006 12:13 pm

hee hee thanks guys, I have a couple of mates who are CPN's [Community Psychiatric Nurse], and I have rung them up and said, "Hello Psychiatric Abuse Line, would you like 5 mins or the full hour?" Then precede to insult them for the required time.

Wow Anne, school on fire, well I once knew someone who actually destroyed his school [he was good at chemistry] and they never found out it was him!

My leg Jay - they think a tear to the hamstring which now has scar tissue and it's not getting better, and my asthma is preventing me from doing exercise which doesn't help because my peak flow is too low, bah.

On a better note, Vic and I are developing clown-dog-doctor costumes, Vic has made us lovely doggie paws & ears and will make tails. I'm aquiring the squeaky clown noses and we have nice Dr Paws and Dr Dog name badges. We both bark really well anyhow and we intend to inflict ourselves on children in the near future.
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Postby Matthew_ » Sat 23 Sep 2006 12:22 pm

I've already paid..

No you didn't...

It sounds like the CPNs are worse than their patients!
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Get a life...get a dog!
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Postby Louise Pembroke » Sat 23 Sep 2006 12:43 pm

The alternative meaning of CPN is Can't Print Name. Don't worry I have an Equal Opportunities Policy regarding insulting people;

ASW - Approved Social Worker or A Shit Wit, or Arsewipe....
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Postby Vic » Sat 23 Sep 2006 6:10 pm

Aha the clown-dog-doctor costumes :wink: Ruff rufff arrff......

Star Trek Lightbulb Jokes :)
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Postby Louise Pembroke » Sat 23 Sep 2006 6:14 pm

Ruff, arf arf arf ruff woof
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Postby Louise Pembroke » Sat 23 Sep 2006 6:14 pm

Vic is also learning klingon, she has my 'conversational Klingon' tape
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Postby Louise Pembroke » Sat 23 Sep 2006 6:16 pm

Love the trek jokes thankyou!
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Postby Vic » Sat 23 Sep 2006 6:36 pm

tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'e'? nuq Daq 'oH puchp"e' ? nuq Daq yuch Dapol.......

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Postby Louise Pembroke » Sat 23 Sep 2006 6:39 pm

*best Borg voice*

KLINGONS ARE INFERIOR, YOUR CORNISH PASTY FOREHEADS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE WE ARE BORG!!!!
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Postby Vic » Sat 23 Sep 2006 6:56 pm

Ok, now I am officially learning Klingon, i came across this - the Bible in Klingon - can't believe someone's actually taken the time to sit and translate the whole thing!!

My favourite Klingon phrase (and most useful so far) that I've learnt does have to be "nuq Daq yuch Dapol" - "where do you keep your chocolate....."
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