Naughty ladies corner!

[Louise Pembroke]

I note we are called Ladies
Are you a lady Anne, Vic?!

Well you see this is a naughty girls club to make Gareths life hell whilst he's a moderator in John's absence.
Andrew you can join us if you wear a dress and answer to the name of Maureen [like Maureen in the Bounty kitchen towel ad's]

[Louise Pembroke]

Pulls face at Gareth and waves knickers at him

[Anne B]

I'm going to be Elastigirl
With my full body elasticity i even have strechy corneas!

[Andrew MacLean]

Now, as to being called Maureen, I am not at all sure about that. As to wearing une jupe Écossais (lieterally a Scottish skirt = a kilt) I am famous for it!

I repent of having called you "ladies", I ought to have said "women", I crave your pardon.

Poor Gareth

[Louise Pembroke]

Well I am ladee when my butler Parker is around...

Ok what women's name would you like Andrew?

Elastigirl love it!!

[Andrew MacLean]

I am fairly happy with the gender specific Greek name that my parents gave me when I was born. Can't I just keep it?

[Louise Pembroke]

NO! you've gotta have a girlie name

[Anne B]

What about Geraldine (like the vicar of Dibley)

Or Andrea

[Louise Pembroke]

Geraldine, yeah Andrew can be a transgendered rev. Ok then, just the costume then - dog collar and skirt [proper skirt, not a kilt]

[Andrew MacLean]

When Madonna had been to Dornoch for her marriage, the (female) minister of the highland cathedral became a little notorious.

Suzie got a package from Dawn French. In it was a plastic collar insert (for the tunnel neck shirts now commonly worn by ministers and priests of most Christian denominations. On the collar was written the message, "From the vicar of Dibley to the vicar of Dornoch".

Andrew (getting ready to go put on my cassock.)