Kissing cures hayfever

[Michael P]

Louise, I do indeed remember the Campari adverts and had the pleasue of meeting Lorraine Chase around that time.
I arranged some insurance for her.
Somebody told me I had a posh voice the other day. I was well chuffed, you no what I mean me old cocker spaniel.

[Louise Pembroke]

One does

[Andrew MacLean]

Louise,

I think that ought to read

I should like members to know ...



Do you remember the delightful little vignette by W H Auden

See the happy moron
Doesn't give a damn
I wish I was a moron
Oh dear! Perhaps I am

[Louise Pembroke]

LOL!!

[Andrew MacLean]

I seriously think he had me in mind when he wrote these words. Although I had not yet been born. Then again maybe he was stricken with the curse of prescience. Oh dear, I think I make his point all to amply!

[GarethB]

Louise,

I move in circles where people have Ferraris and Lamboughinis! Driving and not cleaning them.

Last time I was in a posh West End theatre a bloke asked if he was related to me, because I looked very much like one of his relations. Took his number and tol my mum. She then recounted a story where she was invited to a posh blokes house where she went accompanied by my dad for safety (this was in the early sixities while they were courting) and above the mantle piece this guy showed them a picture of his gran; the portrait could have been of my mum and my gran the likeness was so close.

[Louise Pembroke]

Small world, as for big sporty cars, you know what they say about men and cars ahem..

[Andrew MacLean]

What do they say about men and cars? Is it the same as they say about women and driving?

[Louise Pembroke]

Don't tell me you don't know! men who drive big cars have small .......[I'm sure you can guess]
Women have less accidents!

[Andrew MacLean]

ears?

women have fewer accidents

There was a lovely cartoon. It showed two express queues in Tesco. The first was "Express Checkout: ten items or less"

The second was "Pedants' Checkout: ten items or fewer"