Starting a KC Workforce!

[Louise Pembroke]

Indeed not!! I take my Sci-fi very seriously, I just happen to be equally qualified in the sillyness dept too. Would like some evidence of my sillyness?
I have a number of [inaminate] dogs with their own dog bowl and Bonio biscuits. They take it in turns to accompany me when I speak at conferences and when travelling on trains. They like chatting and barking to people.
I also had a 4ft Wile E Coyote who would ride with me as a passenger on a friends motorbike.
I can be sillier but you might think I'm off my trolley/my cheese is sliding off my cracker/not enough luncheon vouchers for an orgy [never understood that one personally but it sounds good].

[Sweet]

LMAO!!!!!!

Sounds like this new business is taking off!! Am still not so sure what the exact line of our business is though, but you know it is already filled with some dam fine people!!

Most importantly though, who's going to be on tea round duty??? We need someone to cater for everyone here guys, we can't starve all day!!!!

Sweet (R.G.N) X x X

First Aid / Occupational Health!

[Andrew MacLean]

Louise,

Unless anybody else wants the post, I'd say that you ought to add the words "Director of Sci-fi and Silliness" to your signature.

If you are unsure of how to accomplish this, John or Paul will give the needed advice.

Andrew

[GarethB]

John,

I have a tent and other caping stuff, so I can set up base camp in your garden or the shed.

Have all the tools except a mower as mine blew up on the last cut of 2005 so will have to nick a sheep or a goat ont he way.

Or if you have room and we go the envitronmental route, a horse and cart. Cart to carry everything and horse to pull cart and mow the lawn. Instant compost for the flower beds.

Could tap the gas and convert the rotavator to run on gas.

Does anyone know if you need to past the driving sight test to be able to drive a horse and cart?

As with all handymen, I will need regular tea breaks so I will happily take on that role.

No director job for me, too much like hard work, but Company President would be good.

John will you be with or without lipstick?

[Sweet]

Hehe, it is all coming together now! Although we still don't seem to have a boss, but am thinking as this is Gareths idea maybe he would want to lead it?! Hehe so company president sounds dam good to me, though Gareth whather you still want to make us all tea is your call!!!!!!!!

Sweet X x X

[GarethB]

If making the tea and doing a spot of gardening is all the the Company President has to do, bring it on

[Louise Pembroke]

Dear President Gareth,

We ask the horse of course!
We also need chocolate cake with the tea because according to a RCT carried out by the Directorate of Sci-Fi & Silliness, the serotonin in choccie cake is beneficial to the corneal endothelium.
Yes I also want to know about John & lipstick and Andrew & skirts [signature done!]
I can supply a medical tricorder with hand held scanner, communicator, phaser gun, a device for scanning alien life forms, and I can impersonate a computers voice [Orac a la Blakes 7, HAL, Aliens etc].

[Andrew MacLean]

Moderator, President, Directors, Ladies and Gentlemen.

I work within an organization that has no boss. Yet we all pay due reverence to the one whom we call "Moderator", as (s)he occupies the chair of our supreme court.

I'd say that put John in pole position.

Congratulations, Moderator. I think I ought to stand while addressing you, but it's hard to work my computer that way. I crave your understanding.

Andrew

[Louise Pembroke]

I'm practising my curtsey

[GarethB]

Louise,

John made the refernece to him and lipstick on the animal testing thread.

We are all broadminded and understanding people here so I am sure we can allow men and women to wear make up alike and dress in what they find comfortable.

For those men embarassed about wearing their partners close, I am sure they will convince us they are having a bad eye day and had no idea what they were dressing in.

Cake sounds good, but we will have to keep an eye on the sugar levels as this may send some hyper and others to sleep. To ensure healthy teeth, perhaps we need to consider a dental plan.