Give us a laugh please!

[Louise Pembroke]

yes now pass me my dummy...

[Michael P]

Err sorry Louise, I can't find it anywhere. Are you sure you didn't leave it in the Enterprise.

I hope you didn't because it has now entered the Nimbus galaxy and I doubt you will be able to retrieve it for at least anther 3000 years .

[Louise Pembroke]

WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
WAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Michael P]

ok ok, I'll buy you another one. Now hush please Louise .

Bye for now

[Stace234]

Hows the leg louise! hope you get better soon! keep smiling because it makes the world a better place!

Stacexxx

[Louise Pembroke]

I'm doing remedial work so it will take time, thanks for asking, asthma getting better though
Lou xx

[Andrew MacLean]

SUREFIRE SIGNS THAT STAR TREK IS TAKING OVER YOUR LIFE

1 Saying "make it so" in casual conversation
2 Indignation because the periodic table doesn't include dilithium and tritanium.
3 Able to use "variable phase inverter" in a sentence without excessive thought first
4 More than one pair of Spock ears on junk drawer
5 Have figured out the stardate system
6 Sudden urge to wear lots of Lycra
7 Scanning shelves at local liquor store for synthehol
8 The Star Trek theme becomes background music for your dreams
9 Major quote sources for thesis are Shakespeare, the Bible, and "The Omega Glory"
10 Memorization of the crew's authorization codes
11 Forgetting that present-day elevators don't have voice interface
12 Attending a convention wearing non-Terran vestments
13 Actual serious thoughts about buying that $300 model of the Enterprise from the Franklin Mint
14 Understanding Klingon
15 Lecturing any science professor on how transporters work
16 Playing fizzbin and understanding it
"The Outrageous Okona" seems like a fine piece of writing and dramatic stylistics
17 Paying rapt attention during those endless special effects sequences in ST:TMP
18 Inexplicable rock-climbing urges
19 More than three original episode outlines buried in your drawers
20 You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the green skinned Orion slave girl on episode number 7.
21 You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble.

and many more at
http://members.tripod.com/~spacefreak/stjokes/life.html

take care Louise!

[Louise Pembroke]

I have;

medical tricorder and hand held scanner

Spocks device for scanning for alien life forms on planets

flip open communicator

phaser gun

com badge

2 uniform tops [medical and command]

pips for uniform and human, Vulcan, and Chief Medical officer security passes

Complete Borg costume

A tape of 'conversational Klingon'

A CD of trek sound effects

a few video/dvd's [not that many!]

a sonic screwdriver

a remote controlled Dalek and K9

sound effect pens

Star trek monopoly

Dr Who board game

Star trek encyclopedia

Blakes 7 book & photo of Avon [drool]

A few trading cards

Poster of First Contact film

Picture of the Borg Queen on the wall

So what do you reckon, has sci-fi taken over my life??

If yes, then make it so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps
I'd love to have Counsellor Troi's blue dress but allas even if I could find a pattern I can't sew

[John Smith]

Louise,

Do you mean Troi's blue uniform, or the flowy thing (was that blue? I thought more lilac!)?

If you mean the uniform, then I was at a Star Trek Party a couple of weeks ago and there was a lovely lady there wearing a blue uniform that I was assured was Troi's.

[Andrew MacLean]

Louise

Is you command uniform the gold of the original crew or the red of TNG, Voyager and DS9?

Oops, I seem to know more about this than is good for me.

Andrew