Dianetics, those people who stop you in the street for a free personality or stress test really get on my **** I love winding them up and will give all the wrong answers by telling them my life is wonderful, I am wonderful, nothing needs changing. Then they say, 'have you heard of dianetics' and I reply [with big wide eyes] 'Oh no, is that a diet?'
Just love the look on their face when they realise I'm taking the pi**
Also cannot stand clip-board charity people, 5-6 on my highstreet and you can't get away from them, and Jehovah's Witnesses calling on my front door on Sundays asking me to let god or their book for £2.99 into my life. I respect everyones beliefs but I don't want anyone knocking on my door shoving it down my throat. It makes me MAD!!!!!!!! I want to answer the door holding a chicken and kitchen knife with 666 written on my forehead in blood and say, 'Do come in, you've arrived just at the right time, we need another body'.
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Louise Pembroke
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Louise Pembroke
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- Posts: 1482
- Joined: Sat 21 Aug 2004 11:34 pm
- Keratoconus: Yes, I have KC
- Vision: Graft(s) and contact lenses
Dianetics, those people who stop you in the street for a free personality or stress test really get on my **** I love winding them up and will give all the wrong answers by telling them my life is wonderful, I am wonderful, nothing needs changing. Then they say, 'have you heard of dianetics' and I reply [with big wide eyes] 'Oh no, is that a diet?'
Just love the look on their face when they realise I'm taking the pi**
Also cannot stand clip-board charity people, 5-6 on my highstreet and you can't get away from them, and Jehovah's Witnesses calling on my front door on Sundays asking me to let god or their book for £2.99 into my life. I respect everyones beliefs but I don't want anyone knocking on my door shoving it down my throat. It makes me MAD!!!!!!!! I want to answer the door holding a chicken and kitchen knife with 666 written on my forehead in blood and say, 'Do come in, you've arrived just at the right time, we need another body'.
Just love the look on their face when they realise I'm taking the pi**
Also cannot stand clip-board charity people, 5-6 on my highstreet and you can't get away from them, and Jehovah's Witnesses calling on my front door on Sundays asking me to let god or their book for £2.99 into my life. I respect everyones beliefs but I don't want anyone knocking on my door shoving it down my throat. It makes me MAD!!!!!!!! I want to answer the door holding a chicken and kitchen knife with 666 written on my forehead in blood and say, 'Do come in, you've arrived just at the right time, we need another body'.
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Louise Pembroke
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- Keratoconus: Yes, I have KC
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