Joke of the day

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Joke of the day

Postby Eddie S » Tue 24 Nov 2009 6:09 pm

Why did the fish cross the road?

It wanted to prove it wasn't a chicken.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Charlottes mum » Sat 27 Feb 2010 2:26 pm

What's another name for purple fluff?


Yellow fluff, holding it's breath :D :D :D :D
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby kitty kat » Sat 27 Feb 2010 11:06 pm

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?


To see his flat mate

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Andrew MacLean » Sun 28 Feb 2010 9:08 am

A lawyer joke:

Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a meeting of lawyers?
A: The caterer.
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