Anyone got any good jokes??

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Postby Paul Morgan » Tue 27 Mar 2007 8:18 am

Orange

Knock-Knock

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Postby Dipesh » Tue 27 Mar 2007 12:18 pm

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming
around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The
prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I
wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted", and lo and
behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam
away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old
mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise
that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought
perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He
approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he
found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends
and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn
cocktail - it's much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old
pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the
enemy and became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set
off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding
back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend,
come out and see me again."

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the
enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed..... I've
found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian".

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Postby Anne B » Tue 27 Mar 2007 1:40 pm

That is sooooo funny :lol:

Paul Morgan Are we meant to say who's there again? if so

Who's there.....
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Postby lou » Tue 27 Mar 2007 1:52 pm

What a great post

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Paul Morgan » Tue 27 Mar 2007 2:45 pm

Orange

Knock-knock

(stay with me...) :oops:

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Postby Anne B » Tue 27 Mar 2007 2:52 pm

Who's there....

(i'm getting nervous now)
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Postby Paul Morgan » Tue 27 Mar 2007 3:59 pm

Hmmmm

How to make a nana of yourself in one easy move.

This was a joke told to me by my five year old who thinks it is hillarious. I have to listen to it several times a day and can only assume familiarity has bred contempt.

I have got the joke wrong :oops:

It should go like this.

Knock knock
Who's there
Banana
Banana who
knock Knock
who's there
Banana
Banana who
knock knock
Who's there
Banana
Banana who
knock knock
who's there
Orange.....orange you glad I didn't say Banana...


I shall now crawl off and blush :cry: and never eat another orange or banana....

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Postby Anne B » Wed 28 Mar 2007 11:58 am

Paul, i can hear the tumble weed blowing by!! :lol: :lol:

as a mum of three i live in the same world as you, trying to get through every meal time with the kids telling really stupid made up jokes :D Then before you know it the kids are talking about wee and poo etc and falling around on the floor laughing, i totally get where you are coming from :lol:

anyway here's my middle one's favourite joke

Why did the Banana go to hospital? (sorry to mention bananas again)
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Postby Andrew MacLean » Wed 28 Mar 2007 4:14 pm

I don't knoiw, why did the banana go to hospital?
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Postby Anne B » Wed 28 Mar 2007 5:31 pm

Because it wasn't peeling very well :lol:

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