UK Keratoconus Self-Help and Support Association

Gareth, as you have met me , are you trying to discreetly tell me something?

Anthony is getting worried that he will have to paint the house. (pigs might fly)

Anne

Anne, you may even find out that for all these years you have really been watching Arsenal and that you are actually a Gooner

Anne,

Would I ever suggest your roots need doing

Ok Gareth i agree with you. My roots were really bad that day!
But seeing as you tried to enter the pub through the window, i didn't think you would notice!!

Anne

To be honest I had not noticed, but I did think you mentioned that your hair colour was helped.

I'm a bloke so highly unlikly to notice hair styles.

Girls here are always complaining their roots need doing and I can never see why, even when I am having a good eye day

Gareth

I have noticed that young men as well as young women who have blond hair seem to have begun a fad for dying their hair roots a dark colour. I don't much like it, it looks quite odd to me, but it does seem to be very popular.

Andrew

Andrew, My roots were not a fashion statement. Yes it is fashionable to have darker parts of hair but normally at the bottom rather than at the roots. Roots are not a good look

Anne

Well I agree to an extent: in glasgow people with blond hair go about with the quarter inch closest to their scalp a darker shade than the rest. I cannot imagine the discomfort through which they must have to go to have this effect stained into their hair.

Andrew

I think maybe they could be in need of a good hairdresser