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Re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: Sat 31 Jul 2021 7:54 pm
by RedOnion
I bought some buffer stops for half price today.
It was an end of line sale.
Re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: Wed 04 Aug 2021 6:33 am
by RedOnion
For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we looked at a tree for half an hour.
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting, apparently.
Re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: Thu 12 Aug 2021 10:22 am
by RedOnion
How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Use spring water.
Re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: Fri 17 Sep 2021 1:50 pm
by RedOnion
What do you get if you boil a funny bone?
A laughing stock.
Re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: Mon 25 Oct 2021 10:34 pm
by RedOnion
Somebody has stolen one of my Mr Men books!
I'm absolutely fuming and have vowed revenge...
No more Mr Nice Guy.
Re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: Fri 29 Oct 2021 7:24 pm
by RedOnion
I saw two men fighting over a bus pass.
Turned out to be a fare fight.
Re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: Sun 02 Apr 2023 8:33 pm
by RedOnion
I opened my front door today and saw a man lying on the ground directly in front of the door.
His name was Matt.
Re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: Tue 04 Apr 2023 5:31 pm
by RedOnion
I received a phone call from my credit card company saying I had outstanding payments.
I said to them, thank you very much.