UK Keratoconus Self-Help and Support Association

Posted: **Sat 31 Jul 2021 7:54 pm**

I bought some buffer stops for half price today.

It was an end of line sale.

Posted: **Wed 04 Aug 2021 6:33 am**

For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we looked at a tree for half an hour.

Not the Apple Watch she was expecting, apparently.

Posted: **Thu 12 Aug 2021 10:22 am**

How do you make a water bed bouncier?

Use spring water.

Posted: **Fri 17 Sep 2021 1:50 pm**

What do you get if you boil a funny bone?

A laughing stock.

Posted: **Mon 25 Oct 2021 10:34 pm**

Somebody has stolen one of my Mr Men books!

I'm absolutely fuming and have vowed revenge...

No more Mr Nice Guy.

Posted: **Fri 29 Oct 2021 7:24 pm**

I saw two men fighting over a bus pass.

Turned out to be a fare fight.

Posted: **Sun 02 Apr 2023 8:33 pm**

I opened my front door today and saw a man lying on the ground directly in front of the door.

His name was Matt.

Posted: **Tue 04 Apr 2023 5:31 pm**

I received a phone call from my credit card company saying I had outstanding payments.

I said to them, thank you very much.

The Bad Joke Thread