Ok come and tell auntie Lou what's the worst or most embarassing thing you've ever done?
I'll kick off with a very tame example [very!]. Friend A gives me a box of chocolates to take to mutual friend B I am visiting in hospital. Guess what happened to the chocolates....
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Nothing leaps to mind but I know exactly what my girls would fall over themselves to tell you about - the time my dance class did a display at the local carnival. When you're a teenager having your mother prancing about on a stage in front of all your school mates doesn't figure on your wish list does it?
If there was an award for the most embarrassing mother they'd nominate me every year.
Never mind, one day they'll appreciate me. 



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Lol...this thread is going to be intriguing...I have a number but Ill just give one
When I was I think 15 there was this guy that I absolutely didnt get on with. I mean i absoltely disliked him. So one day it was a hot day and we were all in the park bantering about....and there was a shop nearby.....well I went to get a drink....Fanta I think it was.....well...this other guy that I hated was also thristy....so I drunk half the can....and P*ss*ed in the can to top it up................he then asked me for a bit of the drink.......upon which I told him he can have it all..............I then took the pleasure of watching him drink it....and comment "that was nice!"
MUHAHAHAHAHAHHA!......too many more to list!
J
When I was I think 15 there was this guy that I absolutely didnt get on with. I mean i absoltely disliked him. So one day it was a hot day and we were all in the park bantering about....and there was a shop nearby.....well I went to get a drink....Fanta I think it was.....well...this other guy that I hated was also thristy....so I drunk half the can....and P*ss*ed in the can to top it up................he then asked me for a bit of the drink.......upon which I told him he can have it all..............I then took the pleasure of watching him drink it....and comment "that was nice!"
MUHAHAHAHAHAHHA!......too many more to list!
J
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Hmm… When Vic was in Zambia, she was invited to partake in tasting the traditional delicacy, rat. Not just dissected rat meat you understand, but a whole baked rat in a dish, tail, paws, head and all. Culture dictates that when a guest is offered such a delicacy it is an honour that would be offensive to refuse. Vic couldn’t stand the thought of having to consume said rat, so feigned vegetarianism, but volunteered another member of the charity team she was with (the only male on the team, hehehe) to be the beneficiary of such a fine meal “because he’s definitely not vegetarianâ€Â
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When i was about eleven, i decided to try and get a day off school.
So i sat at the bottom of the stairs banged my fists up and down, and pretended that i had fallen down the stairs.
Well my acting was so good my Mum phoned a ambulance, they came and rushed me of to hospital where i was diagnoised with concussion!
To make matters worst a boy from school saw me being put in a ambulance, told the teacher and they had a collection for me!!
I didn't tell the truth for years but when i told my best mate we laughed for hours. I'm still laughing now.
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So i sat at the bottom of the stairs banged my fists up and down, and pretended that i had fallen down the stairs.
Well my acting was so good my Mum phoned a ambulance, they came and rushed me of to hospital where i was diagnoised with concussion!
To make matters worst a boy from school saw me being put in a ambulance, told the teacher and they had a collection for me!!
I didn't tell the truth for years but when i told my best mate we laughed for hours. I'm still laughing now.
Anne
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