UK Keratoconus Self-Help and Support Association

My name is Michael Parnes and I am a KC Self Help Forum addict. I now realize I have problem!.

My wife thinks I am having an affair because i spend so much time upstairs trawling the forum. She thinks I don't have KC but that I am using it to cover my tracks.

She does not believe I went to the last social in London even though I appear in a picture in the Spring newsletter.

I think I need a sponsor to help me when I next have the urge to log on at 3.00am.
Anybody willing to be called at 3.00am?
I guess not.

My wife is dragging me off to see friends in Austria on Sunday and she has asked our hosts to lock up the room with the computer.

I WILL find a way to get in.

Watch this space

LMAO!!!!!!

Oh dear oh dear, i see we are in the same place then!!

Hehe where there is a will there is a way, and i'm more than sure that we will see you here again very soon! I do hope though that you stood up put your hand on your heart as in an AA meeting and told of your tragic circumstances. I think i should do the same and say hello i'm claire and i'm a KC forum addict hehehe ... there i feel much better!!! When you admit you have a problem you can always try and fix it!! Hehehe!

It's hard sometimes to walk away from here though especially as a lot of us have met offline, and i will verify seeing you at the last social! ... but as we are so supporting i'm sure that you can get a buddy system going here who will push you into taking some steps to cure this addiction!!! While you are doing that i'll keep an eye out here, not as an addict obviously, but just to check that this place doesn't stand still with a lack of posts!!!!

LMAO!!! It COULD happen!!! And then we would go backwards to how it was when i first joined when there was a deadly silence!! Hehe!

Take care, breathe and plan your moves carefully! You won't fall apart if you're not here, but we would really miss you!!

... Hehe, no i didn't help at all did i?!! LOL!! But your wife might thank me!!

Sweet X x X

Hey Sweet great reply but not much help.

Oh yes, I'll tell the missus i was with you. That'll really go down well

Hhmmm rethink!

... Ok she thinks you are having an affair ... best NOT to mention me then! LOL!! Ok ... time out ... back to the drawing board!

Maybe we should put a ban on your name so that you can't post??!! An extreme measure but maybe it is the only way????

Am thinking ... help is on hand! It is worth your marriage i think to be banned!! LOL!!!

Hehehe ... take it easy! ... Sweet X x X

I am going to change my user name; great idea. Then I can deny it was me.

Shhh, she's just come in.

But Michael, if you do that, you'll lose all your eggs/eyes!

You will then not have the continued use of the site as evidence of not playing away!

Better solution required.

I could ban your IP address

Hhmm but then he would NEVER be able to post again! That would be dam mean!! LOL!!!

Sweet X x X

I think I'm going to try and go cold turkey

My wife has just caught me at it again and thinks I need my "head examined"

LMAO!! Oh oh!!!!

Quick run!!

Sweet X x X

Whoosh, I'm gone.

Night night.