Is eveyone set to watch the first England game?

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Postby Andrew MacLean » Mon 12 Jun 2006 4:13 pm

Gareth

I am about to corrupt your innocense.

An Englishman has a sore foot, but he is getting better
Paraguay scored in the wrong net
Scotland isn't playing


I have a secret hope that England might just win, if only the man with the sore foot gets better in time.

If England doesn't win, I hope that Italy will. If not Italy, then France. I am not opposed to the idea of a German victory, but some of the former Soviet Union states also look a bit tasty.

If it can't be any of then then Trinidad and Tobago looks good, failing whom somebody from Africa or South America.

I hope nobody else gets a sore foot.

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Postby jayuk » Mon 12 Jun 2006 4:32 pm

Gareth

I assure you that once England get through the group stages you WILL know and Hear of each result...itll be impossible not to!.....

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COME ON ENGLAND!!!

Postby DavidF » Tue 13 Jun 2006 9:04 pm

COME ON ENGLAND BRING THE CUP HOME

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Postby Louise Pembroke » Wed 14 Jun 2006 4:58 pm

No sorry I hate football and want to break Rooneys other foot I'm so sick of hearing what he has/hasn't done today
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Postby Andrew MacLean » Wed 14 Jun 2006 5:30 pm

Louise, for any favour lay off Englishmen's feet. Our papers have just recovered from the last time an Englishman hurt his foot, it is quite good to be able to read about other news from around the world.

Think of the headlines: "Second Englishman has sore foot!" or "Englishman has second sore foot!"

There would have to be a "Police in mercy dash" and probably a "Government probe looms".

Far better for us all if all Englishmen keep their feet in good condition, at least until the end of the summer. This means it would probably be better if they abstained from sitting in cars that are crashing. ARE YOU LISTENING JAYBOI?
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Postby Louise Pembroke » Wed 14 Jun 2006 5:42 pm

Any favour? Ok, I'll have 10 tubs of B&J's please!
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Postby Andrew MacLean » Wed 14 Jun 2006 8:02 pm

Couldn't do that. think of the headlines, "Woman succumbs to ice cream poisoning, Police in mercy dash"
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Postby Louise Pembroke » Wed 14 Jun 2006 8:03 pm

It's ok Vic is on hand with the emergency insulin!
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Postby Andrew MacLean » Wed 14 Jun 2006 8:06 pm

Med student in insulin scare. Government probe looms.
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Postby Vic » Thu 15 Jun 2006 12:06 am

*arrives with insulin* Sorry I'm a bit late, well you know, this is the NHS after all...

I will only hand over the insulin if I can have lots of B&J too. One of my housemates is a huge football fan, it's all I've heard about for days now, and I hate football! Although I like to annoy her by demonstrating my football-related ignorance :twisted:
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