Grumpy old women thread - have a moan

[Andrew MacLean]

I have spent all my life being oppressed by women, discriminated against because I am male, denied entry to the most interesting places, suffering from aches and pains unique to men and now I am to be excluded from a women's only rant?



Am I bovvered?

But the worm turns. This is the 21st century. I don't need to accept exclusion any more. I take this historic stand for the rights of men everywhere! I CLAIM THE RIGHT TO BE A GRUMPY even although I am not a woman!

Andrew

[Louise Pembroke]

yes dear, now take that dress off...

[Andrew MacLean]

Louise!

It isn't a dress it's a kilt, and I am not sure that your proposal is entirely proper!

Here coimes another slight grump: I dislike it when English people insist on calling the proper mode of attire for a man a "dress" as if it were somehow not very masculine for a gentleman to be properly attired!

A

[Louise Pembroke]

I can see it from here, it's a red puffball dress you hussy!

[Andrew MacLean]

My tartan is green (ancient Hunting MacLean). I'll see your 'hussy' and raise you with this accusation: you are colour blind!

(Another mini grump: why is it that one man in four is colour blind and only one woman in 16?)

Andrew

[Louise Pembroke]

the ribbons are really pretty but I think you need different tights...

[Andrew MacLean]

I'm afraid my tan only comes in that colour

[Louise Pembroke]

straighten your seams then!

[Andrew MacLean]

My varicose veins don't straighten!

[Louise Pembroke]

you're in that big river Andrew - Denile