I bought some buffer stops for half price today.
It was an end of line sale.
The Bad Joke Thread
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For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we looked at a tree for half an hour.
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting, apparently.
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting, apparently.
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How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Use spring water.
Use spring water.
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What do you get if you boil a funny bone?
A laughing stock.
A laughing stock.
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Somebody has stolen one of my Mr Men books!
I'm absolutely fuming and have vowed revenge...
No more Mr Nice Guy.
I'm absolutely fuming and have vowed revenge...
No more Mr Nice Guy.
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I saw two men fighting over a bus pass.
Turned out to be a fare fight.
Turned out to be a fare fight.
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