Pauls post graft diary
Posted: Wed 29 Mar 2006 8:05 am
Eight o’ clock in the morning! No, seven forty five in the morning, we arrived a bit early as the ophthalmology suite at the K&C doesn’t open until 8. Graham whizzed us up there and helped with the inane small talk that seems to precede these occasions. I was delighted to find that the gents was flooded so I popped in the disabled and spent some of the time wondering why they had a life belt. It was only when I left that I realised it was a riser seat. I did feel like a bit of a fool.
The ophthalmology suite looks shiny and new. Well, recent, anyway; as it was only built in 2001 according to the plaque on the wall. It is a lovely duck egg blue which is actually quite restful. I seemed to be the only patient there with two or three other staff shuffling papers and making the first tea of the day. I registered in and the nurse came out with a big mound of paperwork. I confirmed my name, address, date of birth and shoe size. She explained that others would want to see me then I would be called in for my operation. When I’d had it, I would be dressed and returned to the comfy seats in the waiting area and then showed me some exercises to avoid deep vein thrombosis. She also explained that I’d have to have something to eat and drink and use the loo before they’d let me go. I had not one but two wristbands so I had the pleasure of knowing who I was in stereo.
The anaesthesiologist came out and was in good humour. He asked if I was allergic to anything and confirmed my name, my date of birth etc etc. Around twenty minutes later, another anaesthesiologist came out and did exactly the same as the first one. They explained that it was a paranoia check and was for my benefit honest.
The consultant then appeared and led me into a side room and had a look at my eye in the slit lamp. He also asked if my prescription had changed for my right eye since I’d seen him 6 months ago. I confirmed that it had. He then produced a mound of paperwork and started to read through it signing here and there. He then explained that he cannot guarantee that the operation would be a success and that there is a slight chance of rejection and asked if I definitely wanted to go ahead. I confirmed that I did and signed on the dotted line. I asked whether I was due for a partial or full thickness transplant. He explained that he was hoping to do a partial thickness one but that depended on the internal condition of the cornea so he would if need be change it to a full thickness.
After a short while, one of the anaesthesiologists came to collect me and took me to a small side room. They asked me to take off my clothes and leave on my underwear. I put on a gown and then the dressing gown provided. I noted that the dressing gown, like those provided in hotels, was a foot too short in any direction and felt rather silly but didn’t really care. So I opened the door and the anaethesiologist stood there and laughed. I laughed as well and asked if they put a small gown there on purpose. He just smiled and led me across the corridor.
We walked into the room opposite and they closed the door. It wasn’t a large room but it had a trolley bed and a myriad of medical apparatus all around. They asked me to lay down, put various sensors on my neck and my chest, and a cap on my head. They took my glasses and hearing aids and promised to look after them. I was asked if I was left or right-handed and then explained that they would feed the anaesthetic into the hand that wasn’t and said that there would be a slight scratch as the needle entered my arm and that was all there was. Then an oxygen mask was put over my head and the anaethesiologist’s assistant (now there were three of them!) started to inject something into my arm. I felt my hand going numb and the numbness spreading up my arm. I commented on this and they said “that’s good, that is what supposed to happen and smiledâ€Â
The ophthalmology suite looks shiny and new. Well, recent, anyway; as it was only built in 2001 according to the plaque on the wall. It is a lovely duck egg blue which is actually quite restful. I seemed to be the only patient there with two or three other staff shuffling papers and making the first tea of the day. I registered in and the nurse came out with a big mound of paperwork. I confirmed my name, address, date of birth and shoe size. She explained that others would want to see me then I would be called in for my operation. When I’d had it, I would be dressed and returned to the comfy seats in the waiting area and then showed me some exercises to avoid deep vein thrombosis. She also explained that I’d have to have something to eat and drink and use the loo before they’d let me go. I had not one but two wristbands so I had the pleasure of knowing who I was in stereo.
The anaesthesiologist came out and was in good humour. He asked if I was allergic to anything and confirmed my name, my date of birth etc etc. Around twenty minutes later, another anaesthesiologist came out and did exactly the same as the first one. They explained that it was a paranoia check and was for my benefit honest.
The consultant then appeared and led me into a side room and had a look at my eye in the slit lamp. He also asked if my prescription had changed for my right eye since I’d seen him 6 months ago. I confirmed that it had. He then produced a mound of paperwork and started to read through it signing here and there. He then explained that he cannot guarantee that the operation would be a success and that there is a slight chance of rejection and asked if I definitely wanted to go ahead. I confirmed that I did and signed on the dotted line. I asked whether I was due for a partial or full thickness transplant. He explained that he was hoping to do a partial thickness one but that depended on the internal condition of the cornea so he would if need be change it to a full thickness.
After a short while, one of the anaesthesiologists came to collect me and took me to a small side room. They asked me to take off my clothes and leave on my underwear. I put on a gown and then the dressing gown provided. I noted that the dressing gown, like those provided in hotels, was a foot too short in any direction and felt rather silly but didn’t really care. So I opened the door and the anaethesiologist stood there and laughed. I laughed as well and asked if they put a small gown there on purpose. He just smiled and led me across the corridor.
We walked into the room opposite and they closed the door. It wasn’t a large room but it had a trolley bed and a myriad of medical apparatus all around. They asked me to lay down, put various sensors on my neck and my chest, and a cap on my head. They took my glasses and hearing aids and promised to look after them. I was asked if I was left or right-handed and then explained that they would feed the anaesthetic into the hand that wasn’t and said that there would be a slight scratch as the needle entered my arm and that was all there was. Then an oxygen mask was put over my head and the anaethesiologist’s assistant (now there were three of them!) started to inject something into my arm. I felt my hand going numb and the numbness spreading up my arm. I commented on this and they said “that’s good, that is what supposed to happen and smiledâ€Â