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Postby jayuk » Sun 26 Feb 2006 1:18 pm

...in a manly voice..."Alllo Princess"...upon which.....
KC is about facing the challenges it creates rather than accepting the problems it generates -
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Andrew MacLean
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Postby Andrew MacLean » Sun 26 Feb 2006 3:14 pm

Is this the way to Amarillo? I got lost down Bethnel Green, and have been trying to get back on the road for ever such a long time. Please show me ...
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Postby Val G » Sun 26 Feb 2006 5:25 pm

...........the map so I can work out where we are. I wish it was still 2006 with sat nav to help us relocate!"
"Can we get back to the future?" said the young man "I'm supposed to be having a contact lens check in the morning and I've waited such a long time for.....
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Postby Andrew MacLean » Sun 26 Feb 2006 6:18 pm

... the young man looked thoughtfully and replied, "Yes you can get back to the future, but this is not the way. First you go forward to the past and then just wait. When the future comes round, you'll know you're back. Until then, try looking at the side of a lit lamp and count the colours you can see refracted from the light through the cones of your eyes ...
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Postby GarethB » Sun 26 Feb 2006 7:34 pm

failing that look at the cones on the side of the motorway. Then look down to the flourescent green cats eyes ryhtmically passing you by and imagine......
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Postby Andrew MacLean » Sun 26 Feb 2006 10:05 pm

... you make out the bright double lines of the Sodium Spectrum. Of course! This was what made the jump through time so painless. The hero realized he had been bathed in sodium and the Sodium D-lines were his key to returning home. The D-lines are found at 588.9950 and 589.5924 nanometers. At last a key for his jump back into the future, if only ...
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Postby Lynn White » Sun 26 Feb 2006 10:17 pm

he could get the blasted improbability drive intialised... "Aha... that furry slipper looks promising!!!"... "Hey" cried a voice "Don't touch that switch, froody dude, its..." but it was too late ....
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Postby GarethB » Mon 27 Feb 2006 11:57 am

the dingo's kidneys he had in his trusty shopping bag fell out and he slipped on the gooey mess. As he landed the kidneys burst covering the minty stripes on his trusted towel. He was gutted, they would....
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Postby Val G » Mon 27 Feb 2006 2:32 pm

...........have been lovely for tea with cabbage and mash. "Darn improbability drive" he muttered, "I'll try a reboot, other than that I haven't got a clue what to do! and I'm getting more than a trifle peckish". An ominous sound ................
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Postby Paul Morgan » Mon 27 Feb 2006 3:38 pm

pierced the cold winter air...yes it was the sound of a Ginsters Pasty being opened and eaten.....no not a pasty maybe a sausage roll....anyway that's completely irrelevant, next he.....
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