UK Keratoconus Self-Help and Support Association

I accidentally drunk a bottle of invisible ink today.

I’m in the hospital still waiting to be seen.

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Velcrows.

I recently took a pole.

And found that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.

What is Bruce Lee’s favourite type of vegetable?

Brocco-Lee

I’ve never been a huge fan of the severe restrictions but I just don’t think abandoning everything is good. I’ve got friends who work in retail and are a bit worried about how this will affect them. I think it’s now four hospitals on code black here, one of which is my local. And I’m waiting for two...

Welcome to the forum Linda, I was 34 when I had my first eye done (well 33 actually but it was the day before my birthday!) and I thought I was in the older age bracket but it goes to show that none of us know what life will throw at us! It’s good that you had no real pain after. My first eye (left)...

Bit different for us in Scotland as some mask wearing is to continue etc. We have very high rates just now so I’m glad they are being a little more cautious here, really don’t think this “let it rip” strategy is a good thing. I also can’t have the second jab due to the effects I’ve had from the firs...

Why are divorce rates so high for tennis players?

To them, love means nothing.

I’m trying to organise a hide and seek tournament but it’s not going very well.

Good players are very hard to find.

A surgeon is doing an operation. He's about to finish when, surprisingly, the patient wakes, sits up, and demands to know what's going on. "I'm about to close," says the surgeon. The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let you do that. I'm a dab hand with a ne...