UK Keratoconus Self-Help and Support Association

I'd either assimilate, bite or shove cake in your gob as my response then!
I don't think Moorfields could handle us!

I could randomly shout 'cake or death?' yes! Or you could bark back, or offer me a bonio

Thanks Andrew, I guess when it has happened I havn't got it checked it out because I don't seem like a whinge. You're right about when it slips off the cornea, because the curvature & rigidity of the lens means that it's simply not possible to slide it back on centrally without scrapping it, thi...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes of course I'd have to wear my Borg cossie complete with flashing lights so you could work out it was me Andrew! Although my Borg gear does have a nice holographic "occular implant". I could also shout "cake or death?"....

All you RGP wearers, do you ever remove your lens and it comes out at a bad angle scrapping the cornea?
This very occasionally happens to me when I'm tired and it scares the hell out of me because the eye really hurts and waters.
Can we really hurt ourselves when this happens?

I like the idea of waiting room parties, I'd wear my springy eyes glasses and bark..

Give him cake!!!

Then watch this and put your cake on a tray!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IE ... re=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rZVjKlBCv ... re=related

Hey Andrew, cake or death?

Many years ago, at conference, got drunk, lost lens, had to present sitting down :shock: couldn't damn well see a thing like the flip chart, people... Rushed into Boots and cleared the counter to flip out the lens as it was really hurting, cue shocked assistants who thought I was taking out a prosth...

We have sometimes been in funny situations with lens, put 'em here for a laugh! Last year, I was speaking at a conference - 5 mins before I was due on the lens has a wobbly. I run to the disabled toilet, throw everything onto the floor and have a panic because there's no reading without the lens. Go...