UK Keratoconus Self-Help and Support Association

I only went to an optician when I was about 14 because all the girls in my class were going to see this guy cos he was good looking!! So obviously I had to do my duty and check him out, he must have wondered why all these teenage girls were getting eye tests. Anyhow he gave me glasses but I got a re...

I had a massive hydrops in my right eye a very long time ago before both my transplants, over 20 years ago. I just woke up with it, I could feel a huge 'bulge'. I was told that a hydrops typically occurs this way, that it wasn't down to eye rubbing or anything getting into the eye but was because my...

Borg nanoprobe tubules AND sonic screw driver!

No Lynn I was just checking

YAY thanks Andrew!
So the KC group could write to the BBC!
It was actually someone at Mind who said I'd make a good Dr Who, so I asked her if Mind would formally support me and she said she'd get onto their Policy and Campaign heads!

The vacancy has been filled but I wanna be the doctor!!

I want to be the new Dr Who! Lou for Dr Who, Lou for Dr Who, anyone back my campiagn?
I got a remote controlled Dalek, K9 and sonic screwdriver, a fetching black velvet cape and I'm mad

Thanks for this Andrew

Come back, I'll bite your ankles off!!!

I also liked Meaning of Life

My fav lines:

'He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!'

'Your ARE the Messiah, I should know, I've followed a few!'

'Crucifixion? good, first on the left take 1 cross'.

'Welease Woderwick!'

'Albatross!'

Even thinking about it has me giggling uncontrollably...